Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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