You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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