You're completely useless in the revolution.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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