Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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