I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
nutella sex= disaster
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
