these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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