Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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