My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
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