If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I miss vodka workout Fridays
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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