he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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