..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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