after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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