Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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