girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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