Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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