so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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