what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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