after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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