so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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