Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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