Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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