That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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