Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize