What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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