so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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