The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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