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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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