i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I love having hate sex.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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