I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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