god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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