Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
