you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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