and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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