I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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