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let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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