Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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