They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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