STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
It was a blind-side dick pic.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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