It's Friday. Sex?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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