He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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