you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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