i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Randomize
