This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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