As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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