neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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