But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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