Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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