Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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