I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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