At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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