"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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