I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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