so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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