he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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