If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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