The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Randomize
