"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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