You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Even my vagina gasped.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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