Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
