Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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