I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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