The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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