i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Drunk is not a location!
These tits shall not be calmed
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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